I ROFL at these questions.

  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  • Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
  • Why is it called building when it is already built?
  • If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
  • If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
  • If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??

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